There was Obama in Europe, practically declaring himself an Al-Qaeda operative by claiming that America is not a Christian nation! Doesn’t he know that America was founded on Judeo-Christian principles? God only knows what those non Judeo-Christian heathens believe in, but I’m damn sure it’s not mom, baseball and apple pie.
And why is he wasting time visiting Europe, populated as it is by socialists? Not just socialists, but the worst kind: European socialists who ride bikes to their five hours-a-week jobs and then take trains to beach resorts for their six-month vacations. These are the people that we’re apologizing to for our arrogance? They should be thanking us for being arrogant enough to save them from Hitler and the Russians. And speaking of the Russians, there was Obama, kissing up to Comrade Medvedev and the Red Chinese during the G20 summit! Ronald Reagan would’ve never wasted time talking to socialists, let alone communists!
You won’t catch me vacationing up north this summer, either. Those Canadians betrayed us by staying out of Vietnam and Iraq, and then they think everything’s peachy when they change their Daylight Savings Time dates to correspond with ours. It’s only called “the longest undefended border in the world” because we haven’t gotten around to invading them yet. And maybe the time has come to rid North America
of universal health care and the French language once and for all.
But Canadians are an undercard to those Muslims! They may not be able to make a decent toaster, but those Islamofacist thugs are the #1 threat to our way of life. And Obama wants to negotiate with suicidal Iranian mullahs bent on building a nuke and Fedexing it to Osama? What a waste of time. We all know that negotiations work best when Presidents declare “You’re either with us or against us.” Toughness is the best medicine for these folks, like when we orchestrated the 1953 coup against a democratically elected Iranian prime minister. No wonder they hate us for our freedom.
But enemies also lurk closer to home. Can you believe that Obama shook hands with Hugo Chavez! No doubt he’s teaming up with Fidel(and probably Al Qaeda and the Mexican drug cartels) to destroy our English-speaking, SUV-driving ways. And in close partnership with that gay liberal Marxist-Fascist Barney Frank, who’s plotting to make all of us embrace his sick lifestyle. Give these Harvard/Upper West Side/Hollywood liberals a few more years in power, and they’ll have you driving down to the government-owned bank in your government-mandated Prius to hand in your guns, wait in line for an abortion, and pick up your assigned gay partner on the way out.
Anyway, gotta run. Sean is interviewing Rush on Fox.
7 comments:
This is hilarious, Nihal. I would have laughed a lot harder if only millions amongst us did not actually believe every word in your article.
It’s a nice article, but your sarcasm goes a bit too far .. to the point that it can lead many to believe your exaggerations, rather than be amused and get charged up with your sarcasm. It's a delicate line that must be considered when the audience is as broad as you have for your blog.
Really funny! Don't agree with Assem. If you know the right wing propaganda that is around us, sarcasm is the only answer for it.
I wonder why the dissenter (with my comment) is choosing to be anonymous!
Agree that sarcastic humor is the only way to "dialogue" with the right wing these days. Look at Stephen Colbert!
Did you see Maureen Dowd's editorial today? (4/29/09) She should take a few lessons in making satire funny and fresh.
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